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Wife and mosquito

What's the best example of "once in a lifetime opportunity?
A mosquito sitting on your wife's face..

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Husband-Wife

Wife: "How would you describe me?"


Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" 

 


Husband: "I'm just kidding!"